Sam Devine

Remember my last blog post where I mentioned how badly I wanted to take a nap- yeah- it ended up being because I was getting all super sick – again. URGH!!!!!

I’m not one of those people who loves getting sick to stay home & watch TV all day. I’m more of the gross, disgusting, smelly, greasy-hair, human-fart-machine kind of sick person.

Lovely- I know.

But still, when you are sick- that’s just it- YOU ARE SICK and people should leave you alone to be vile & miserable without an audience. Nope- not in my world.

My sister’s _________ agent (leaving that blank for you to fill in with your own adjective in case Mr. R sends a snoop out to Google his name again & see if he can sue anyone for saying/writing something awful about him) (still don’t know how you can sue if it’s true- but not in the mood to find out personally) came into my room WHILE I WAS SICK and wanted me to do a phone interview for a kid’s magazine on my life as the little sister of a pop star.

Hello? How can anyone be so dense?? There was used tissue all over my room, half-eaten bowls of soup everywhere, and I was so green & splotchy that I looked like a Halloween fright mask- and Rotten Robert lectures me about my responsibilities as the sister of a public figure.

Can you believe he kept taking to me and telling the people on the phone I’d be right with them even after I’d pulled the covers over my head???

Mom finally came in and kicked him out of my room (Yeah 4 Mom!).

And- seriously- I’m beyond over chicken soup.

Now that I’m feeling better- bring on the chilli!